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Whiteout 2009 Film Directed by Dominic Sena
Whiteout (2009): A Review
Whiteout
Whiteout opens in 1957, aboard a plane carrying secret cargo and Russian comrades who quickly turn on each other. As the plane plummets toward crusted ice shelves, flames licking the Antarctic ice make for a desolate digital sight.
Kate Beckinsale, Tom Skerritt [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Gabriel Macht, Columbus Short and Alex O'Loughlin Star in Whiteout
It takes slightly longer than three minutes for diminished mental capacity to set in during the frigid Whiteout – an Antarctica-set murder mystery with a fatally low body temperature.
Kate Beckinsale’s confounding leading-lady lameness persists in this plodding mess, the script of which feels dragged from underneath rubber bands in a junk drawer. (It somehow took four writers to adapt the story from Greg Rucka’s graphic novel.)
Lest she be covered in a burly parka for 96 minutes, Beckinsale teases by stripping to her sports bra and tight white panties before strategically placed steam kicks in. Mind you, this almost-nudity is pretty much as exciting as the movie gets.
Flash forward to today [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], where U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko (Beckinsale) is about to take a nice hot shower in her room at the Amundsen-Scott scientific research base.
Their dialogue is unintentionally riotous (“Unless Haden was smuggling radioactive jellybeans, he must have a partner) and their misdirection so painfully obvious [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it’s like a magician shouting at you that he really has no bird up his sleeve.